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Ramblings of a Sleep-Deprived Caffeine Addict

I have no idea why you bother reading but don't stop X)

yet another virgin post in a new blog

Sunday, November 2, 2008 @ 3:54 PM

well...i guess it's appropriate for me to start this blog with my very first confession..
#1. This ain't my 1st blog (only God knows how many blogs have i created but heyyyyy give me a break, it kinda slipped off my mind that blogs are meant to be filled with written stuff..SRSLY)
anyways...the thing is, a certain crabby buddy of mine couldn't take some time off to meet me personally to update about our lives (not to mention spend 99% of the time gossiping n updating ourselves about OTHER ppl's lives) so he advised me to get my arse into the culture of blogging asap..so VOILA, here's another blog. (i wonder how long this blog will last, anyone willing to place some bets?)

ahem...jokes aside, i MEAN to maintain this blog, judging by the fact that i may be flying to heavens know where in the coming year, so may God grant me the time n assiduousness to keep this blog alive.

Well, to make things more formal, here are some rules & regulations for y'all who actually bothered to read my bullshit:
a) I tend to be very long-winded when writing, brevity and conciseness are 2 words absent in my vocabulary, so you can either deal with it or just don't bother reading.
b) Altho most of the stuffs i'll write about won't be too self-discriminating (ha! now u know..i don't have to tell u every single dirty detail do i?), still, IF it is something you think/assume/know/persume would be unwise to inform my parents/teachers/ppl in concern about, DO keep your mouth shut or i'll pour my terribly radioactive mind-wiping coffee powder into your drink, hmph, don't say i didn't warn u.
c) Regarding the above statement , i think it would be wise to not inform my parents (READ: MY MOM) about the existence of this blog at all. The woman thinks that anything online is filled with psychos, freaks n porn.(tho its true 90% of the time)
d) If u feel the need add a curse word in reply to anything i've written, do use the Chinese dialects or any other language other than English or Malay. Your kindness will be very much appreciated.
e) Due to the fact that i've spent too much brain juice coming up with a not-so-narcissistic-blogname, i can't really think up of other rules n regulations at the mo, but have no fear for the list will be lengthen at any time when i come up with something.
f) Lastly, this blog comes with no warranty. It's span of life might not even be as long as 2 posts. Pls refrain from weeping when it R.I.P. for you have only yourself to blame. There are many branded blogs in the market which updates rather frequently but you just had to choose this to waste time on. Be. Warned.

*CAUTION*
A digital camera is at the top of my shopping list right now so it would be inevitable that i'd be putting up really really vain & fugly pics of meself photo-whoring from time to time, so for those faint-hearted ppl out there, pls consult for medical advice before continuing reading this blog.

Cheers,
ashley=)

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